Celeb Feet Update 4/22/12
Hello,
We are now eight months from the end of the world according to some "experts". Of course they point to the Mayan calendar as evidence. I have two views on this. First of all, the only thing I believe in is God and the Bible. The exact date of the end of the world is nowhere in the Bible, therefore I don't believe it for a second that the last day will be Dec. 21, 2012.
My second opinion on it is, if Hussein wins re-election in November, then perhaps we'd all be better off if the Mayans were correct. But the Kenyan born terrorist isn't going to win in November, Mitt Romney is, and the world will keep on spinning come December 22nd.
In a couple of weeks, it will mark three years since the death of a true conservative pioneer, Jack Kemp. Described as the most influential politician to never be president, I could only wonder what might have been had Kemp been elected in 1988 instead of the more moderate George H.W. Bush. Likely he wins in 92 because he would've never raised taxes like Bush and likely we never get the disgraceful pervert Bill Clinton.
Oh what could have been!
So, the hot days of summer are upon us, though we're in store for a major cool down mid week. I went to two grocery stores this morning and Wal Mart yesterday and my God, the women in shorts and flip flops were out in full force! And I love it because most still have very white pale skin because they have been hiding their legs and feet all winter and white skin is so much sexier than phony baloney tans.
As a woman, it's easier for me to stare at these women's feet. I'll go up to them and tell them how much I like their shoes and ask where they got them, or ditto a pedicure. This immediately draws the conversation to their feet and I'm free to stare at them. If only I could find an excuse to smell them!
On our private blog, we have a young lady from Australia named Lauren that I have a crush on. I've only seen her picture once but she's so fucking hot it's ridiculous. Last night I had a dream that I went into a room where hundreds of pairs of Lauren's worn socks were hanging from the ceiling at nose level. Needless to say I started sniffing and what a dream it was!
As far as my CelebFeet rankings for 2012 go, it's a blow out so far like never before. Usually by the one third mark like we are right now, up to 8-10 women are all within 10 points of each other. So far this year, Jennifer Aniston, has been ranked number one in 6 of 8 rankings and the two times she wasn't number one she was number two. This has resulted in a score of 10 for Jennifer. Sarah Jessica Parker is in second overall place with 57 points, meaning Aniston has a 47 point lead. I'm sure things will tighten up in the second half of the season with women like Sarah Jessica Parker, Halle Berry, Nicky Hilton, Christina Applegate and Anne Heche making up ground to Jen but as of now, it's not close.
I was incredibly thrilled today when the Philadelphia Flyers eliminated the Pittsburgh Penguins from the NHL playoffs. I'm an Anaheim Ducks fan but the Flyers are my second favorite team and I CAN'T STAND the Penguins. This dates clear back to the Lemiuex/Yarger days and continues now with Mr. Ugly, Sidney Crosby.
I pretty much despise anything from Pittsburgh. I'm sick of all their pro teams wearing the same old ugly black and yellow shit. And you already know how I feel about the Steelers and the fact that the NFL fixed to recent Super Bowls for them to win with one sided officiating that Helen Keller could have spotted from a mile away.
I annoyed my Mistress by having the TV volume turned all the way up in the closing minutes of Game six as the Flyer fans serenaded the asshole Penguins with Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Hey Hey Hey Good Bye, Nah Nah Nah Nah... And I sang loudly along with them and gave the screen the double middle finger salute each time it showed a close up of "Sid the Kid" or any member or coach of the Penguins.
The day would have been more complete had the asshole Boston Bruins also gone down in flames but that will have to wait until Game 7 back in that cesspool arena in Boston.
Alrighty, looks like I've covered all my favorite topics, religion, politics, sports and of course women's feet. Now let's look at some of those feet!
Andrea
We are now eight months from the end of the world according to some "experts". Of course they point to the Mayan calendar as evidence. I have two views on this. First of all, the only thing I believe in is God and the Bible. The exact date of the end of the world is nowhere in the Bible, therefore I don't believe it for a second that the last day will be Dec. 21, 2012.
My second opinion on it is, if Hussein wins re-election in November, then perhaps we'd all be better off if the Mayans were correct. But the Kenyan born terrorist isn't going to win in November, Mitt Romney is, and the world will keep on spinning come December 22nd.
In a couple of weeks, it will mark three years since the death of a true conservative pioneer, Jack Kemp. Described as the most influential politician to never be president, I could only wonder what might have been had Kemp been elected in 1988 instead of the more moderate George H.W. Bush. Likely he wins in 92 because he would've never raised taxes like Bush and likely we never get the disgraceful pervert Bill Clinton.
Oh what could have been!
So, the hot days of summer are upon us, though we're in store for a major cool down mid week. I went to two grocery stores this morning and Wal Mart yesterday and my God, the women in shorts and flip flops were out in full force! And I love it because most still have very white pale skin because they have been hiding their legs and feet all winter and white skin is so much sexier than phony baloney tans.
As a woman, it's easier for me to stare at these women's feet. I'll go up to them and tell them how much I like their shoes and ask where they got them, or ditto a pedicure. This immediately draws the conversation to their feet and I'm free to stare at them. If only I could find an excuse to smell them!
On our private blog, we have a young lady from Australia named Lauren that I have a crush on. I've only seen her picture once but she's so fucking hot it's ridiculous. Last night I had a dream that I went into a room where hundreds of pairs of Lauren's worn socks were hanging from the ceiling at nose level. Needless to say I started sniffing and what a dream it was!
As far as my CelebFeet rankings for 2012 go, it's a blow out so far like never before. Usually by the one third mark like we are right now, up to 8-10 women are all within 10 points of each other. So far this year, Jennifer Aniston, has been ranked number one in 6 of 8 rankings and the two times she wasn't number one she was number two. This has resulted in a score of 10 for Jennifer. Sarah Jessica Parker is in second overall place with 57 points, meaning Aniston has a 47 point lead. I'm sure things will tighten up in the second half of the season with women like Sarah Jessica Parker, Halle Berry, Nicky Hilton, Christina Applegate and Anne Heche making up ground to Jen but as of now, it's not close.
I was incredibly thrilled today when the Philadelphia Flyers eliminated the Pittsburgh Penguins from the NHL playoffs. I'm an Anaheim Ducks fan but the Flyers are my second favorite team and I CAN'T STAND the Penguins. This dates clear back to the Lemiuex/Yarger days and continues now with Mr. Ugly, Sidney Crosby.
I pretty much despise anything from Pittsburgh. I'm sick of all their pro teams wearing the same old ugly black and yellow shit. And you already know how I feel about the Steelers and the fact that the NFL fixed to recent Super Bowls for them to win with one sided officiating that Helen Keller could have spotted from a mile away.
I annoyed my Mistress by having the TV volume turned all the way up in the closing minutes of Game six as the Flyer fans serenaded the asshole Penguins with Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Hey Hey Hey Good Bye, Nah Nah Nah Nah... And I sang loudly along with them and gave the screen the double middle finger salute each time it showed a close up of "Sid the Kid" or any member or coach of the Penguins.
The day would have been more complete had the asshole Boston Bruins also gone down in flames but that will have to wait until Game 7 back in that cesspool arena in Boston.
Alrighty, looks like I've covered all my favorite topics, religion, politics, sports and of course women's feet. Now let's look at some of those feet!
Andrea
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| Poppy Montgomery |
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| Alyson Hannigan |
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| Kim Kardashian |
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| Cindy Crawford |
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| Leighton Meister |
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| Mischa Barton |
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| Kirsten Dunst |
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| Christina Applegate |
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| Amanda Seyfried |
